Well. In what may be our most inappropriate episode ever, we ask (and answer) questions like “Is it too early to put up Christmas decorations?” “Should babies be circumcised?” Is it okay to masturbate with mayonnaise?” “What is the difference between a Brazilian and Nazi wax?” “Why should you never put a bicycle pump in your rectum?” “What is the definition of sex?” and “What is being unfaithful?” We’re not sure what to say other than we’re really, really sorry. Our Live Beer Review is Siracusa Nera by Dogfish Head Craft Brewery.
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Rick, Cheri…here are some comments about sex. Don’t use my name, of course…thanks.
‘Sex’ is such a relative term. I guess I would define ‘sex’ as mutual sexual arousal and contact.
This could be someone biting someone’s ear while the other pinched a nipple. If they both experience arousal, it’ could be considered a sexual encounter. It’s intentional, of course. Accidental arousal doesn’t count. You can’t account for that. A guy who gets an erection when he sees an attractive woman isn’t having sex. He’s just having a physical response to external stimuli.
I worked at restaurants for years, and at one place, there was a female employee that would continually come up behind me (usually at the computer) and grab my ass. She would always laugh when she did it, and say something like ‘Hurry up!”. We were good friends and it didn’t bother me in the slightest, or turn me on. One night, I was waiting in line behind her, and I decided I grabbed her ass and said ‘Hurry up!’. She turned around with wide eyes and said “What are you DOING?”
Well, the lesson learned was that touching a butt for her was not sexual, just playful. Having HER butt touched was a sexual advance. So we learn it’s a variable..and you will probably lose if you try to guess on someone’s response. I was quite surprised at her reaction considering how many times she had done it to me. I felt terrible. I would have never done anything to make a sexual advance towards her. I was just being silly like she was silly with me. Again…lesson learned.
My wife grows extremely aroused when her nipples are touched. This is not true of everyone. For her, that contact is sex. For me it is (hopefully) a prelude to sex. Sex for me usually involves genitalia in some way, either through intercourse, oral, or by hand. I do not have to orgasm to have ‘sex’, I just have to have the contact.
It’s such a relative thing, like I said. I guess intercourse is the one thing people agree on.
Oh, and as far as circumcision goes, it’s never bothered me and no one has ever complained about it. I guess I prefer it, but glad I don’t remember it…ha.